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Joke of the Day

"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"

"Santa used to work alone and was overwhelmed, but one day his life changed. He read an elf-help book. The only problem is, now he has to pay elf-employment tax."

"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"

"When is a door, not a door? ... when it's ajar."

"I stayed up all night... Trying to remember if I had amnesia or insomnia"

"I was at a hat shop and the sign read, ""ALL CAPS MUST GO!"" ...and I thought what hypocrites!"

"This is an anti-joke!! What's green and has wheels?? Grass!!! I lied about the wheels!!"

"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."

"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"

"I started a joke but I need help completing it. Two quadriplegics walk into a bar..."