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Joke of the Day
"What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks"
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"I'm so glad they released a patch for my car The windshield was starting to get buggy."
"Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy."
"I was just about to get offended by a stranger on the Internet when I remembered I'm not an idiot."
"How do rocks feel about moss? It's growing on them."
"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."
"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."
"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""
"Who did the Indian Girl choose to Marry? No one. Her parents chose for her."
"One Latvian potato talking to another. Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato."