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Joke of the Day
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
Next Joke
"There was a praying mantis in my room so I stealthily grabbed a shoe and smashed my 2nd-story window and jumped out."
"My Muslim neighbor came to my house and asked ""Have you seen Mahid lately?"" I said, ""No, just your eyes."""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, and he'll eat for the rest of his life."
"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."
"Riding in the car with a chiropractor... ... when he clearly takes the wrong exit. I ask why and he says... ""I'm not driving us under there! You wanna get carpool tunnel syndrome!?"""
"Million dollar idea: make $100,000 ten times"
"I was at a bar when I finally got the liquid courage to talk to this guy... And that was the night I broke up with him."
"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."