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Joke of the Day

"I finally Understand Math Me: wow i finally understand math *moves on to next question* Me: what the hell is this"

"me: [gets on one knee] GF: [gasps] me: [reaches into pocket] GF: OMG me: [pulls phone out] don't move there's a Pokemon on your foot"

"Robert Downey Jr. went on a trip to the Virgin Islands Now it's just called "" The Islands."""

"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."

"You know what they say about Dragon jokes They Dragon and on"

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"hmmm public speakimg clases..? well do u hav private speakimg clases? bc i hav a secret *leans in close to u* I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO WHISPER"

"Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?"

"Game Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time."

"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"