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Joke of the Day
"Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch"
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"What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream"
"Puns are the only form of humor where a groan is high praise and a laugh is a fair attempt. Well, that and sex."
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So that no one find out he fucks chickens."
"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."
"I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing."
"I named my dick Rosa Parks ...Because it refuses to go in the back."
"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."