191419
Joke of the Day
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
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"What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"I thought it was FRAT Tuesday! Now what am I supposed to do with all these popped collars?"
"I'm glad Canada won. Beating them in hockey would like telling Yo-Yo Ma that the cello sucks. He's a nice dude, let him be into the cello."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !"
"My chemistry blew up Oxidants happen...."
"Why can't you hear my grandma when she's taking a piss? 'coz her pussy is hanging in the water!!"
"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch"
"I guess if your a meth head You've only got one sleep until Christmas"
"[cats at shelter] Where's Frank? ""Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."""