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Joke of the Day
"Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber"
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"I warned my friend that the girl he was taking home looked underage, but he said... ""If there's grass on the field, I'll play."""
"""You had a bad day? Let me fix that by simply existing."" -puppies"
"Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a pear-shaped woman's body"
"did you hear that Frosty broke up with his girlfriend? i understand....he says she's frigid....."
"It's two in the morning. Do you know where your blankets are?"
"Sadly learned my family is racist. I started dating a black girl. Brought her home to meet the family. Wife and kids wouldn't talk to her."
"I can sum up EVERY Presidential debate in 4 words: Same Sh*t, Different A$$holes."
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"Unrestrained children in the back seat can cause accidents. Unrestrained accidents in the back seat can cause children."