81662
Joke of the Day
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They always punch up the fuckline"
Next Joke
"When a dog is in heat, it means it wants sex. That is my defense!"
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."
"Jesus drove a Honda, but nobody knew about it. For I did not speak of my own accord. - John 12:49"
"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"
"Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: ""Do not remove from motel"""
"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer."
"Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash."
"What does a Latina like on her bagel? Papi seeds."
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"