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Joke of the Day

"It's fun to go up to people sitting in the mall having a job interview and shout, ""The cocaine you sold me yesterday was the bomb-dot-com!"""

"The Longest Joke Ever! My life"

"What do you call a Jewish rock band? I want my nickelback"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will be a pizza history. Edit: Thank you for getting this on the front page!"

"Why does Santa have a big sack? He only comes once a year. Why does he only come once a year? He only goes to see children once a year."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"

"My sex life is like Antares rocket. - It takes huge amount of help to make it happen - It's really expensive - It ends with ""It's ok honey, it can happen to anyone"""

"The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, ""Compile,"" Gomer went to the head of the class."

"Q: What goes click-click-click...""Did I get it?"" A: Ray Charles doing Rubik's Cube"