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Joke of the Day
"Overactive Bladder Hotline. Can you hold please?"
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"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""sorry we don't serve noble gasses here"" Argon doesn't react."
"What did the river say when coal barges stopped?"
"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."
"I'm forever disappointed that a group of squids isn't called a squad."
"What do you call a strong woman with a successful career and family life? A human being you fucking sexist."
"What do you call a pickled female deer? A dilldoe."
"I'm really good at making women laugh out loud When they see me naked for the first time..."
"[first day as aquarium guide] Me: & here's 8 snakes biting a soccer ball Guy: that's an octopus Me [sighs]: fine. 8 snakes biting an octopus"