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"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
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"Why did the dolphin apologize? He didn't do it on porpoise."
"I would make a joke about gold But that would just be Auful"
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on the horse... Would you help your uncle jack off the horse?"
"Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers."
"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."
"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."
"[Updates Christian Mingle bio] ""Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first"" ""You have 999 new matches"""
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Ever since I've been on crutches I've been extremely depressed... I mean I just can't stand myself."