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Joke of the Day

"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."

"A dog is similar to a banana... ... if you bite it, the mushroom overheats the toaster"

"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"

"The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps"""

"What's worse than ants in your pants? ...uncles"

"Not sure why people ask what I'll be doing in 5 years, it's not like I have 2020 vision"

"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."

"I have 2 eyes and can't see, but millions of eyes on me. What am I? NFL Referee"

"No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap."

"What beer goes best with pizza? Pepper-Peroni"