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Joke of the Day
"What's an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack."
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"Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No."
"Roger Goodell"
"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."
"Burger King of Kings. Have it Yahweh."
"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""
"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."
"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"
"I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in..."
"I tried to fix my shovel today, but I just couldn't handle it."