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Joke of the Day
"I'm busy masturbating when my friend texts me ""What's up?"" With my free hand I text ""Nuttin'"""
Next Joke
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. I now have $999,999.75"
"Note to self: When the wife asks ""Do you like my new hair"", don't reply with ""It'll grow back, right?"""
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards? It keeps coming and coming and coming..."
"When a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"
"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."
"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"
"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."
"People say eye contact is important when flirting, but when I put my finger in someone's eye they never seem to like it."