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Joke of the Day

"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"

"TIL there is a new type of morning-after pill, and it's for men! It changes blood type."

"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"

"It's not that hard to tell alligators and crocodiles apart. One will see you after a while, and the other will see you later."

"Why did the Hipster burn his lip? He drank coffee before it was cool."

"What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person? A wiener"

"My tall sister took the vodka out of the cupboards above the fridge. I always thought those doors were just there for decoration."

"A man goes up to an indian woman... he says ""you must be ladesh?"" she goes ""what do you mean?"" ""well this summer, im goin to Bangladesh"""

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"A customer just told me that it takes a 14 mile run to work off 1 Oreo. Don't worry she's dead now"