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Joke of the Day
"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."
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"As a fat guy I never really have more pep in my step... But I do occasionally get a little more throttle in my waddle."
"Slept like a baby last night Woke up every hour and just cried about my life."
"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"
"How many of those brownies did you eat, private? ""All of them sir!"" ""That was my stash private."" ""Negative sir it was labeled private!"""
"Why didn't the lesbian cross the road? She didn't have the balls to do it"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!"
"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."
"I would tell a mexican joke.. I would tell a Mexican joke but that would be crossing the border.."
"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."