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Joke of the Day

"What makes a good Stalin joke? The execution."

"Babies who need to wear glasses creep me out. it's like they are trying to act smarter than me or something, I don't like it"

"What did the bread say when it was about have an orgasm? (NSFW) What did the bread say when it was about to have an orgasm? ""I'm Crumbing"""

"Life hack for driving Always get your driver's license picture taken when your stoned. That way, the police will think you always look that way."

"What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church? Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul."

"Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment? They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas"

"When it comes to returning emails, I only have two speeds: within 3 seconds or within 3 months."

"I'm picking up some really good vibes from this guy... ...because he's not coming with me tonight. :("

"Why did the blonde run with her bike? Because it was going to fast for her to get on."

"I hate when I'm telling my best friend a story and she gets all judgmental and walks off to get a drink from her water bowl."