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Joke of the Day

"Scientist: But WHY is the bee population dying? Scientist: No idea. *eats bee* Scientist: Did you just eat a bee? Scientist: *eats bee* No."

"There were nine sides, but after one left they got closer. We will always remember their prime, even if it is now Octogone"

"you never gotta worry about me cheating on you... i might eat something that was yours but thats about it"

"And the Lord said, 'Let there be idiots.'"

"Some guy called me a siren. It's like he doesn't even care that I do beeping noises & I can purr & moan & do like all the other sounds, too."

"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."

"How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"Two muffins are sitting in a oven... One muffin says to the other, ""Damn, it's hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""HOLY SHIT! A TALKING MUFFIN!!"""

"""You suck."" ""No, you suck."" ""Really, you suck."" ""Please, you suck."" ""You suck, I insist."" -- Polite vampires."

"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"