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Joke of the Day

"John: we need a new word for foolishness Tom: How about johnfoolery lol John: Ok that's definitely what I'm writing down"

"I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn""... Fucking firemen."

"Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!"

"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."

"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"

"In the old days they sacrificed virgins to appease the Gods. They must have realized sacrificing the town slut would have been such a waste."

"How Did the Janitor Get Rich? Sweepstakes."

"I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes"

"What is steam? Its what you get when you put water on my mixtape"

"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."