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Joke of the Day

"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."

"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."

"Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like ""The Ring"" and kill anyone who watches it."

"Rappers are terrible with pets: the Baja Men let their dogs out, DMX never knows where his dogs are at, and Pitbull is awful."

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."

"Jehovah's Witness don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door"

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"Based on how many times I've dropped my phone, I'm gonna hold off on the whole baby thing."