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Joke of the Day
"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"
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"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"
"A dyslexic guy walks into a bra One of my favs"
"Twitter Taking the everyday boring shit and putting a much better funny twist on it."
"A wife is like a box of chocolates, you never know which of her multiple moods you're going to get, you just better act like you love it."
"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"
"Wile E. Coyote's Amazon reviews of Acme products are pretty scathing."
"Your mama is sooooo. . . fat. Then when she comes over she blocks the Wi-fi signal."
"What should be done in case of apparent drowning? Take the parent out of the water"