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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
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"You know, I thought they were joking when they told me about the clowns. But then I saw them debating on national TV."
"The great thing about Joan Rivers is No matter who digs her up in a thousand years time, she'll always look surprised to see them."
"Going out later today to apply for a third job so I can afford to pay for the gas to drive to my other two jobs."
"Slave1: I never knew my parents Slave2: same Moses: I was put in a basket & placed in a river Slave1: do baskets float? Moses: they do not"
"Curiosity killed the cat, and got your daughter pregnant."
"My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
"I'm starting to think that all those hours in school when I practiced writing my autograph was just a waste of time....."
"What are the two sexiest barn yard animals? Brown-chicken-brown-cow"