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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."
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"dates 1-4: let me tell u about my extremely normal hobbies and interests date 5: i don't think the moon is real"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Hold up two shovels and say, ""Take your pick."""
"What's the difference between a pre-pickled pickle and an ice tray full of semen? One of them is a cucumber and the other is a cumcuber."
"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."
"Guide to DIY: 1. Double the cost estimate. 2. Double the time it should take. 3. Live with it for 3 months 4. Hire someone to fix it."
"Call a beautiful women, beautiful she will never remember Call a Fat Women Fat and She will never forget, because elephants never forget"
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear an enzyme!"
"*paints car camouflage* *stops making payments*"
"Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs."