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Joke of the Day

"Too bad the Kardashian show couldn't be like ""The Ring"" and kill anyone who watches it."

"Hey did you hear about the fire at the circuis? It was in'tents'"

"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."

"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."

"My daughter's boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I'll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20"

"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."

"A large chunk of ice walks into a bar and places his order. ""I'll take a whiskey on the rocks."" The bartender looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, but I can't serve your kids."""

"Do you know why Adele crossed the steet? To say hello from the other side :P"

"You know the Amish are people of simple values but did you know they are some of the most sexual people? .... It's true, their women require at least 2 Mennonite!"

"When you go in the other room I ask your dog what you look like naked."