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Joke of the Day

"For someone who said ""Correct me if I'm wrong..."" you seemed genuinely surprised and upset when I did."

"What would the headline read if an average redditor were killed by a venemous spider bite? Brown Recluse Kills White Recluse"

"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."

"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."

"Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road..? **Because he got stuck in the crack.**"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."

"woke up to a tap on the door this morning had to call the plumber in to remove it"

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""

"I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him."