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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made with the juice of the fruit."
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"What did the male elephant say to his buddy when a female elephant passed by? ""Thirty six thousand, twenty four thousand, thirty six thousand, wow!"""
"So... what do you call a sexual tree? A pork-u-pine My brain is dumb"
"I can never write a joke without being criticized about the punchline So fuck you guys"
"Thank you for defining the word 'many' for me. It means a lot."
"Bully For You Q: Why did the bully go to beauty school? A: She wanted to tease hair"
"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."
"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."
"Nice cargo shorts. You may want to dial back that awesome a little. Not really sure how much I can take."
"Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school"