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Joke of the Day

"Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies."

"Have you ever meet someone so Jewish... That they didn't want to pay for their train ticket?"

"Just clicked on an ad that said ""Free Albums Here"" But It linked to a download of a Nickelback album. Would have rather just gotten a virus."

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What's red and invisible at the same time? No tomatoes."

"Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses? Ebay."

"What's the best about dead childrens jokes? They never get old."

"Social Security exists in 60 years... That's the joke. There's no more to it"

"Dude you're like my fridge... Super cool. (Best used when a friend is bragging about themselves)"

"My girlfriend calls me the gas station... Because I have 6-10 pumps."