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Joke of the Day
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""
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"Why don't blondes like M&Ms? They're so damned hard to peel."
"There are two types of people in this world, Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"A horse enters a bar... A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves"
"HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly"
"hi (sorry for bad english)"
"Blonde joke Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, like, nobody does!"""
"Do you like them? I made them from scratch. Do you want one? - me introducing my kids to strangers."
"PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks."
"Take a day off. Pamper yourself. Visit a spa. Pour melted wax on ur body. Rip the hair out by the roots. Inject poison into ur face. Relax."