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Joke of the Day
"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? ""You are too young to smoke."""
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"OF COURSE IT'S A GENUINE BEETHOVEN! Look at those brush strokes, the stunning use of colour."
"50-cent's birthday was last week, so I made him a sweater... ...When i gave it to him he said, ""Gee. You Knit?"""
"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"Then god created Saturn, And he liked it. So he put a ring on it"
"Contagious Had my grandmother mow my lawn, it took that contagious."
"What did one pile of burning wood say to the other? Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"
"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"