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Joke of the Day
"Got roughed up in a Buenos Aires curry house.... .....found myself in a spot of argy-bhaji."
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"My friend peed on the floor so he can come into my room. I looked over at him and told him ""You're in"""
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"Gawker must have been playing The Oregon Trail 'cause they just died of dissin' Terry."
"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"
"I just posted ""How do I find answers using Google.com?"" on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero."
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"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? One has cunning stunts the other has stunning..."