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Joke of the Day

"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."

"How do you get a hipster to take a shower? Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream."

"What's the difference between herpes and friends? I don't have any friends."

"So I looked this up on Yahoo... Just kidding, I used Google."

"I met a Wheelchair user yesterday. He's a stand up guy."

"What do you call cow without a girlfriend? Beef Stroken off"

"Why was Santa upset when he got a sweater for Christmas? Because he was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."

"My friend overdosed on chill pills. On the plus side, he was by far the coolest person at the funeral."

"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."