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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a banker who is also a skilled fisherman? A loanely master-baiter."

"Why shouldn't you get a Bachelors in Science? Because it's BS. Yea that was bullshit. Fine I'll cut it out.."

"There's no such thing as ""fair trade"" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed."

"As a funeral director, I always tie the shoe laces together of the deceased.The zombie apocalypse will be hilarious."

"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."

"An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the chinese President Xi Jinping as ""Eleven"" Jinping."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? One can't, but two can."

"You kids have no idea how lucky you are. Back in my day we had to shave our jokes into the sides of cats and throw those cats at passers by."

"What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish? Banana"

"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."