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Joke of the Day
"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."
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"Steve-""My wife is a very careful driver"". Smith-""How do you know that""? Steave-""She Always Slows down when passing a red light""!"
"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."
"I asked a group of women if they found rape jokes funny. They all said ""no!"" But deep down I knew they really meant ""yes."""
"I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads ""IMTEXAN"" than I do behind cars with ""Baby on board"" signs."
"What idiot called it ""CSI: France - Murder in a Bakery"" instead of ""Baguette and Tag It"""
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky."
"So if they were called the Mario Bros., that means Mario's last name was Mario?"
"Why do all these blurry people keep telling me I'm drunk?"
"Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?"