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Joke of the Day
"It's not so much that I love karate as it is that I hate boards."
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"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"There used to be a superhero that could turn into furniture and wore a crown... He was sofa king cool."
"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes? (xpost r/imgoingtohellforthis)"
"Why was the diamond depressed? He had been under a lot of pressure lately."
"What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo? An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal."
"Jokes About ESl classroom What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"""Welcome to Panda Express"" ""I'd like one panda"" ""Sorry we don't sell pand-"" *slips cashier $100* ""Meet me in the back alley in ten minutes"""
"Apple farmers who are too scared to diversify should just grow a pear."
"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."