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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish? Banana"
Next Joke
"What do you call a group of black people? Antique farm equipment."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.."
"Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn't have borrowed all that money."
"There should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums."
"Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status."
"My daughter's favorite past-time is implementing psychological warfare on my son. I let it slide because one day he'll have a wife."
"If Thor is a woman, what's next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end?"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"
"Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit? He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished"