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Joke of the Day

"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"What do black people drive? house prices down"

"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."

"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."

"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."

"The worst part about a prostate exam... is getting an erection in the middle of the exam and then them finding out you're not even a doctor."

"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"

"(confronts Beck in line at Jamba Juice, holds up hurried sketch of Beyonce, aggressively does ""Single Ladies"" dance)"

"origami is a great idea on paper, but in reality folding a swan will kill it."