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Joke of the Day

"Closing time, son ""Huh?"" You don't have to go home but you can't stay here ""But I live here Dad"" *Dad stares at me* Don't forget your Xbox"

"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"

"Christ died to absolve us of sin... Now if only he'd come back and die two more times to get rid of cos and tan."

"Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!"

"Want to hear a joke? . . . The WNBA! Want to hear another? Women's Rights"

"I like my women like I like my memes... Dank"

"hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceanera dress"

"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."

"Love how they call info pamphlets ""literature."" Like the opening line is gunna be, ""It was the best of HPV, it was the worst of HPV."""