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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand."

"Why are there no feminists in Japan? Because the Japanese hunt whales."

"Serious top linked post on /r/science made me laugh: ""Giant methane storms on Uranus"" Original link: http://phys.org/news/2015-03-giant-methane-storms-uranus.html"

"For everyone in the working world today: It's a Tuesday... ...which is like a Monday but with steel-toed boots and a slightly lower aim."

"When he died, Beethoven left something on his piano bench It was the same thing he left in his toilet: his last movement"

"A small part of me almost died today.. Specifically mini-me"

"My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret."

"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"

"Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody."

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."