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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."
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"What do you call a mexican who lost his car. Carlos"
"If you're on a motorized cart, I can't tell if you're disabled or just obese and lazy."
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."
"Before snapping your neck, Chuck Norris will tell you the best shampoo you should have used."
"Why did Saint Francis cry? Someone called him Assisi."
"Margaret Thatcher Said ""If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman."" If you want nothing said or done.. Ask a cat."
"A joke I wrote in the style of Mitch Hedberg... I'm gonna change my name to 'marriage,' man. That way, all those girls out there can be saving themselves for *me*!"
"My wife just told me she's pregnant. God, I hope it's not mine."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""