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Joke of the Day
"What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !"
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"When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !"
"Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image? His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron."
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years."
"Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn"
"What do the elderly eat? Dementos"
"What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough? He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share."
"A man walks out of a bar... drunk and looks at his watch,it says 10:00 and after a few seconds it changes to 10:01 and he yells out ""I time travelled!"""
"Calling them ""boobs"" is so immature. Please use the proper name, ""lovely lady lumps""."
"What joke did drake get when talking to diddy? The punchline"