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Joke of the Day

"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"

"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""

"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."

"""Do you want to have fun but also get more mad than you've ever been in your life?"" - video games"

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"

"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."

"Wanna see a banana split? Wait until it turns black and tell it he's the father."

"I thought it was weird when my boss at the bakery asked me to pack fudge Cause we don't sell fudge."

"PMS Jokes aren't funny. Period."