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Joke of the Day
"I've been locked in a room to cure my acne. I haven't broken out yet."
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"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
"women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me... if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!"
"I'm straight, but I'm not ""wouldn't spoon with George Clooney"" straight."
"I masturbate with my pinkie finger pointed straight out. That way if anyone ever walks in on me, I'll still look all classy and shit"
"Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac? There was no outlet"
"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth. Patient: Doctor I have yellow teeth what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie!"
"Huh, maybe THIS pizza delivery guy will be the father figure I've been looking for"