76176
Joke of the Day
"How does a nucleus get out of prison? Through the cell wall. *Badum tss* :D"
Next Joke
"#ItsTheEndOfTheWorldAnd I'm going to run with scissors and swim immediately after eating!!!"
"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."
"Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: You send down five skin divers."
"Because of Twitter, people use words like Twitterverse, Tweeple, and Twitcide. Which makes me want to twoot myself in the face."
"[lips on a snake] WIFE: what are you doing? ME: getting rid of the poison WIFE: you're supposed to suck your own bite SNAKE: leave him alone"
"Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house cats get their own eternity on the internet."
"Sean Connery was an excellent carpenter. he even wrote a book... ""Shelf help."""
"My grandma warned that boys only want one thing from me. So I hid my PlayStation 3."
"How can you tell if a man is happy? Who Cares?"