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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence? There was a full stop"
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"[puts puppy in microwave] [googles instructions for making hotdogs] [quickly releases puppy from microwave]"
"Is it that you think I can't eat this rotisserie chicken with my bare hands while driving 75 mph, or that I won't? Either way, you're wrong."
"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a super creepy movie."
"A gay man asks his lover ""are you mad at me?"" The lover responds ""no, why?"". The gay man says ""Well, last night you slept facing me"""
"I have had sex with so many other men this week I can't keep em all straight"
"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"
"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"
"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
"What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor? Quack"