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Joke of the Day
"How do Russians put windows in? Putin Windows duh."
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"This guy next to me says my cigarette smoke is bothering him. I'm like: Well, it's killing me and I'm not bitching about it."
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"
"Nobody has 3 cats. You either have 1 or 2, but from there you leap directly to 17."
"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."
"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"
"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
"Who is this Rorschach guy? And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire"