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Joke of the Day
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
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"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
"How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub? 100\. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is."
"You want to hear a funny joke? I said hear not read, you fuck."
"I knew this guy who would ask men at church, ""is your tie made out of bird cloth?"" <blank stare> ""It's cheep, cheep, cheep."""
"After I changed sex, my daughter has been ignoring me.. It seems like I'm transparent"
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket? A Pullover!"
"Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow How do you keep a turkey in suspense?"
"It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally."