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Joke of the Day
"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."
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"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"A man gets pulled over... the officer asks the man ""Are you drunk right now?"" The man behind the wheel says ""I swear to drunk I'm not god"""
"After working out for over a year, I successfully dated several girls who always jumped on my couch, saying 'do whatever you want with me'. But unfortunately none of them liked Mario Kart. :("
"Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops? Because they lactose."
"Why does the rabbit hide Easter eggs? Because he is ashamed of fucking the chicken."
"What do you get when you mix T and C? Angry British people!"
"Where does the vampire sail? In the bloodstream."