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Joke of the Day

"What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a simple command."

"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"

"Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards? Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor"

"God was able to create everything in only 6 days cause he didn't have a woman next to him telling him what color she wanted everything to be"

"What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !"

"Shocking that people who've been physically assaulting each other for 3 hours would lose their tempers."

"The Food Pyramid http://imgur.com/hugGqpi"

"[rolls a boiled egg down the bar to a hot girl] me - ""that was an accident can I have my egg back please"""

"A man walks up to God and asks, ""are you an ass man or a titties man?"" He replies, ""I'm a soul man"""