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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"

"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."

"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."

"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"

"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."

"I swear to god, people these days have no morals whatsoever I was at church today and some scumbag lit a cigarette with an alter candle, I was so shocked I almost dropped my beer"

"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."

"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"

"I can never be a fan of Negative People... Squarely rooting for them is simply... Imaginary."