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Joke of the Day

"I caught my brother sleeping with my girlfriend... So I decided to get revenge and sleep with his mom."

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"Native Americans had a word for ""Bad Hunter"" Vegetarian."
"Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, ""What do you think it'll be like?"" The other student shrugs and says, ""Remains to be seen""."
"I ate so many chickpeas... I falafel!"
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