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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
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"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"I've always heard that karma's a bitch... ...not like I'd know. Thanks, Reddit."
"I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there."
"'Do what you want!' she cried lying back on the bed. 'I love a man who takes control.' 'OK' he said and put her CDs into alphabetical order."
"We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... Mail."
"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."
"The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline"
"If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA"
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet! =D"