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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"
Next Joke
"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"
"My girlfriend told me that I'm starting to annoy her because I relate EVERYTHING to batman.....What a Joker...."
"Met the daughter's new boy friend. Grabbed his crotch and whispered 'looking forward to tonight's three way'... And that is that."
"Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?"
"Disney to remake Jungle Book as Jungle eReader."
"I was highly offended until I realised HR were calling me incompetent and not incontinent."
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."