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Joke of the Day

"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."

"Don't bother giving kids a hard time for saying lol while they're speaking if you came from an era when hardy-har-har was a thing."

"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."

"Having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm Let me know if you can't come."

"If you catch me doing a selfie at work, at least offer to take the pic for me."

"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."

"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because the neckbeard put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"

"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"