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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."

"Why don't black people ever go on cruises? We're not falling for that one again!"

"My wife said she was feeling Light-Headed from a Low Iron Level... So to help her, I raised the Ironing Board to a more Suitable Height..."

"When life hands you lemons, help me throw them at the kids on my lawn."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"

"Nice shoes They really stand out"

"[nsfw] I knew a girl who had a miscarriage while taking a shower It was the worst baby shower ever"

"No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom."

"Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted."

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"