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Joke of the Day
"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."
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"Cop: seen anything unusual? Me: a dolphin with a hat once Cop: I mean around here Me: nah they live in water"
"""You're not like the other girls."" ""Yeah, that's pretty much how this works. We're literally all different ones."""
"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."
"I just bought a used time machine on craigslist. They sure don't make them like they're going to anymore."
"What's the cheapest cut of meat? Deer nuts: they're under a buck."
"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"
"Still waiting on the ""Once you go black, you'll never go back"" episode of Mythbusters."
"I don't understand why people can't just check their kids at the airport with the rest of their baggage."
"what You Call That 'THING'. After two hours of row, some big oaths,search of your wallet,mobile phone checking,and negative comments you can not make one 'THING' satisfied and thats called 'WIFE'."